The Smitten Kitten

The Smitten Kitten
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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Today

Meow. Okay, so the every-day-post thing hasn't quite been working out. I promise to get this on a regular schedule very soon, life has just been a bit hectic lately. I guess I'll just have to overload you with cuteness today ;o) So, without further adieu:

"I'm yours. You can do as you please :)" - Lady to G

"Seriously, you know how some things are impermeable to the cell's membrane? Well you used to be impermeable to my heart. I guess you picked up a receptor to facilitate your transport across my lipid bilayer. But it's okay because I'm so receptive to you. We're aiding in the synthesis of atp, protein synthesis, transcribition of my love life. My love for you is definitely chemical baby. - A to L <3>

So I will definitely be posting again tomorrow, but please send me more things so that the upcoming posts can be filled with even more cuteness!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I am terrible at consistency...

Hey kittens, so if you've read my other blog or know me at all, you know I'm terrible at keeping to a schedule with these things. I am resigning myself to posting at least once a day, so although they will become shorter, they will be updated more frequently and I will have many more cute texts to share!

First things first: I have so many cute texts between G and her lady that I am posting them all in this one post, as I know there will be too many coming up and I'd have to post at least seven times daily lol. Secondly: I have recently been scolded by my girlfriend for posting other people's cute texts and none of our's, so there will be a few tidbits of those floating around as well, stay tuned :oP

Alright, now that I've bored you half to death, here's today's selection, hope you enjoy!


"Sweet. Why thank you. i am rather fond of you too, my little tree." - A to L <3

This was attached to a picture message of an empty space on the bed: "This is where you're supposed to go." And was followed up by "I even think my side is perfectly [G] shaped." - Lady to G

"I feel like I need you." - A to L <3

"Correction: [Lady] knows you're cute and adores you :). I didn't know that you learned this in astronomy...Was it in the course description? :D" - Lady to G

"I just got cock-blocked by a library." - A to L <3

"If you were [here] I would lean over and into the nape of your neck and kiss your tattoo" - Lady to G

p.s. Please send me anything you want posted, either in the comments or on facebook or, if you happen to be lucky enough to be in possession of my illustrious and oh-so-precious phone number, just forward it ;o)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Hello, Kittens

So today I was sitting in what has turned into melt-worthy heat with my friend, let's call her G. We were outside the library, and you know what that means! Procrastination, of course! Anywho, she got a text message from a special lady she knows which made both of us make that noise that is typically reserved for a newborn or a really fluffy, energetic puppy. It got me to thinking: the world is filled with so many ugly, hateful things, that it would be nice to commemorate some of the really good things, a way of holding onto them and being able to check back when everything else goes to shit.

I am long-winded, yes, but I do have a point, I promise.

A website already exists for drunken, high, stupid, outrageous, and just downright hilarious text messages, and I do love it, but I'd like to start an outlet for just the really nice, cutesy, over-the-top, I-can't-believe-he/she-said-that-how-sweet! ones. Come on, let's have a cheese-fest, you are all invited (well, anyone, really, since I don't know how many people are actually reading this to begin with)!

Here's one to start things off, courtesy of G and her special lady:

"I can't wait to hold you, hug you, kiss you, cuddle you or hold your hand. I guess I will just have to dream about you in the meantime :)"

So, you've got the gist. Send any my way that you'd like put up, and no, I won't use full names unless it's your explicit preference. This is for anyone who still believes in fun, silliness, and the fact that sometimes the dork inside escapes through a really cheesy smile :o)